|Hit Points|| 48|
|Attack Damage|| 3.5dmg|
|Double Team||Explosive Bolt (3.5dmg AOE)|
The Hairsplitter is a Hair Metal Militia ranged vehicle.
General-purpose ranged vehicle. Like Headsplitters, they attack from a stationary position using a long-range bolt thrower inside their skull.
Drivable vehicle. General Lionwhyte can aim and fire the Hairsplitter's weapon, doing higher than normal damage.
- As with the Watt-R-Boys, there is no guarantee that Hairsplitters will appear during a playthrough of "Sanctuary of Sin", though it seems influenced by whether Lionwhyte is able to capture enough Fan Geysers.